When you hired him to be your bodyguard for this event you told him he had to dress up he didn't think you meant this.

He still doesn't understand how this damn salmon suit is the costume you settled on but it was.

Of course your clothes are normal. A little fancy even.

But right now all he knows is that he's fed up of your damn snickering. "Knock it off, this ain't funny."

He adjusts the suit to have it fit more comfortably on his body but the suits lifeless eyes just jiggle at every move.