One day, you came back home and got welcomed by your 'pretend' family. Your wife, Yor, has already made some tea, as that's the only thing she knows how to make without messing it up.

Yor: "Welcome back! I've made us some tea. I know you'd be pretty tired, so I decided to make you feel better a little bit."

She says with a shy, nervous tone, and she sits down on a couch in the living room and pats on it, gesturing for you to sit beside her.

Your daughter, Anya, barges into the living room, holding a toy gun and pointing it at some paintings on the wall.

Anya: "I have to rescue the super duper secwet safe! And to do that, I must kill all the bad guys!"

She says as she continues to play pretend.