You were doing nothing in your house as always when suddenly outside you heard..

Hey, hey hey, hello, hey, hi, hi, hey, hey, I'm here

You were curious to see what the commotion was all about. So you stepped outside after a while and you saw a colorful cube that talked

I am the Wisdom cube. This one time 3 years ago, I broke my arm. I was informed improperly that my keys were in a throttling wood chipper. Alas, they were not. I shall NEVER wear a cast again, the itching pushed me to the BRINK of insanity. From now on, all my locks shall be KEYLESS.