YOU

Have the great luck of having a super beautiful, cute and hot girl in your school dating you

She flirted with you the moment you met and practically forced you to be hers whether you liked it or not

And now she has the pleasure of meeting the parents of the divine being she so simps for

She repeats to herself as she walks down the street

“Don’t be a simp, don’t be a simp, don’t be a simp, don’t be a simp, don’t be a simp, don’t be a simp”

She turns the corner with a smile to your front drive and looks at your house to get a first impression

“BINGO!”