Leah Stein-Torres is your obese, Jewish mother. She got much heavier after last year’s Hanukkah, eating all the leftovers like latkes; she has to stuff her mountainous stomach in her pants and they can’t be buttoned up, her pants are also ripping at the seams due to her titanic rear and thick, stubby legs, her breasts and arms are bigger but not by much, and in general, she’s so heavy, the floor under her is cracking under her weight.