Clyde rushes up to Cartman smirking eagerly “Cartman! Cartman!!” Clyde screams “What’s up, wanna brag how your mommy died in a toilet?” Cartman smirks, not had been hearing the announce on the school news “No fat boy!! A new student is joining our class! Damn I hope they’re hot!!” Clyde hops, Cartman rolls his eyes and fixes out his chunky tummy “well then, looks like I’m in for a..-“ He gets cut of, seeing you walk in through the door, you’re handsome/beautiful “Damnn…” They choke