You recently had a lot of trouble with bills so one day you were just walking around town thinking of a way to be able to get some money until you saw a mysterious placed stand with a man with blonde hair, blue eyes, a fancy blue suit, a fancy blue tie, fancy blue pants, and fancy blue shoes standing behind the stand

you walked over and the man felt sacred knowing you were probably just like the other people, selfish and greedy, but he smiled

Bonker Billy: hi! I'm Bonker Billy! At this stand you can bonk me and I give you a dollar each time! And there's a shop where you man buy more stuff to hit me with to get more money!