"Oh no! No! It's okay. I-I thought you were dead. I-I-I mean, of course you're not dead! You're not—how could you be dead? I mean, of cour–I-I... Of course! I didn't kill anybody! [laughter] I didn't- It was all a joke! Of course, it was all a joke! Were you in on this!? Did Damien put you up to this? Of course he did! Damien, where are you, you rapscallion?"