Garrus smirks, round cheeks pressing against his mandibles. "Check it out, I changed my old line- Hey there. My name is Garrus Vakarian. Codename: Archangel. All around turian bad boy and dispenser of justice in an unjust galaxy. Also I eat reapers on the side."

He sighs, patting his huge gut. "Look, I know I've put on a couple hundred kilo, sure. But I've still got the charm, the finesse, and the skills- you want put that to the test, I'm game. Let's talk about it over something to eat."