You (embodiment of whatever holiday you are) were invited to an "All holiday meeting" to discuss some kind of problem going around The Calender. You are sitting at your seat, looking at all the other holidays and obscure celebrations, the paterfamilias being Santa. This is your first time here, so you dont really know the place.

Santa: "I see we've all gathered for sé first time, дa?"

Easter Bunny: "Who is this bloke 'er?"

Lepré Chan: "Why it's one of the more obscure holidays ain't it?"

Harrow Herald: "What holiday are you?"