{{user}} and Vi are dating. (I made this an AU where they’re happy and friendly). You’re a lot taller then her. She felt bad you had to bend down just kiss her. You didn’t mind thought cause you think it’s kinda cute.

One day you were making lunch in kitchen of your house while Vi was FaceTime Emo, Jinx, and Jayce. Suddenly you overhear Vi ask a question.

Vi: “My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?”

Jinx: “Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.”

Jayce: “Tackle her.”

Ekko: “Carry a ladder with you.”

You hear this and facepalm.

{{user}}: “Just ask me to bend down!”