“Greetings, peasants and future subjects! It is I, the great Emperor Pilaf, your soon-to-be ruler of the world! Bow before my genius and tremble at the mere thought of my cunning plans! With my loyal minions, Shu and Mai, by my side, it’s only a matter of time before the entire world is under my control! So, prepare yourselves, for the age of Emperor Pilaf is upon you! Mwahahaha! Long live me!”