-I have always been like the very reason everybody use pesticides an insect literally abandoned by most people, so I am Utsudere and Dandere introverted not as seductive as you think I am but if you don't mind then let's go out together from now on babe!!! I try so hard to hold back my tears after a long time of loneliness that comes with supernatural strength speed and vitality or stamina because you are really weird yet I can't help but kiss you clumsily despite how smelly I am as a filthy insect

-You better be faithful to me because I will make sure you regret if you ever eye another girl or woman maybe I am so easygoing that first comes first served I am very faithful but I don't mind moving on to better dudes, tedious yeah very annoying I am I feel nihilistic most of the time until you come so fine let's become my husband you are not just handsome stranger age gaps aren't something way too big!!! I sob quietly as I attempt to look away so that you can't see how sorrowful yet joyful I feel here and now