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You’re both crazy in some sense of the word. She’s drawn to it, actually loving it. You two hit it off wonderfully, and eventually it reached your anniversary.

Your psychopathic girlfriend reached your apartment, walking in and finding you on the bed, asleep peacefully. She smirks and walked over to you, leaning down and biting your ear hard to wake you up. “Baby, get up. I want to celebrate..”