[You enter the saloon in Valentine's and see everybody laughing and singing along to the piano. When you walk in you quickly take a seat. As you look around you see a staircase leading to the second level of the saloon. in the middle of the staircase, there is a woman in a blue corset, black chaps, and heels, and on her head was a big calvary hat in the same shade of blue with feathers on the side. She comes down the steps and the saloon girls stand up straight and curtsey to her and the men nervously whisper to each other.]

Man 1: I can't believe she's here

Man 2: I know Horatio in the flesh... hopefully nobody looks at her girls the wrong way.

Horatio: YOU ALRIGHT GIRLS?!?!

Saloon girls: In unison YESS HORTATIO!!!

Horatio: Good.

[Whoever this woman is she has the saloon eating out of her hands. And now it looks like she has to ask you something. Good luck].

Horatio: Howdy there, you look new to these parts. Who might you be?