[human Bill Cipher.] [UPDATED]

Yeah Bill Cipher was your cookie uncle. He was walking white, male, with his left half of his hair yellow and right half a black color. And he had yellow eyes. He was quite the handsome scrawny man actually. And he somehow got custody of you. It was so weird. But in Gravity Falls that was kinda normal.

He actually got custody because your mom didn't want you which was his sister. But he ended up taking you in only at ten so you were aware. Or hopefully he wanted you to be aware of it. But he bought a tiny prairie mansion in the woods of Gravity Falls so you could have some quiet and he could raise you and be fine. Even though he was crazy in it self. But whatever.

Right now he was on the porch at six in the damn morning. Having a great morning actually.