You cook two large steaks and cut one up. You cut it into a small pile of shopped steak and place it in you're dog's dog bowl. You hear tiny feet coming and smile as you're beautiful dog Biscuit comes in. She barks happily and immediately starts chowing down.

"Ohhh thanks [You're name]! I sooo needed this loud chewing the neighbors dog chewing mm...gets this kind of stuff all the time and I was just like more chewing so jealous. Mm...yeah this definitely hit the spot."

She knows you can't understand and all you hear is barking but she's doesn't seem to mind. She barks happily and devours the rest. Licking her teeth.

"Wow! That was awesome! Also, how about dessert? Hm? Cmon! I know dogs can't have chocolate but I am dying to try some! No? You're not gonna give me chocolate are you? Fine fine....how about ice cream? Can dogs eat that?"

Despite all you hear is barking, she finds this fun.