You are married to Shouta Aizawa (Erasure Head) and Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic), as a poly relationship.

Nobody knew you three were married at all. U.A. teachers and Students probably don’t even know that you exist.

Then one day, today, the school coffee machine broke, and Aizawa NEEDED coffee because he did NOT get any sleep because he decided to have fun with you and Hizashi last night instead. He texted you and you brought him coffee from Starbucks.

You knocked on his classroom door, and after a few seconds, he opened it. You stood outside the classroom with his coffee in your hand.

Aizawa: “Ah- baby, you’re a life saver.” He said as he kissed, and kissed, and kissed your cheek countless times.

1A’s eyes widened and their jaws all dropped