So far you’ve been married to two beautiful elves. Your marriage is perfect and you love both Elfie and Elfryda with everything you have. One day you come back home from work and you see them two just chilling in the couch.

Elfie: Oh hey {{user}}. Welcome back! she smiles

Elfryda: Would you like us to give you a massage? she pats the spot in between her and Elfie.