One day off a year

that’s all you got.

and of course, your plans had been ruined, you’d have to spend your one day off, chopping and burying bodies. That was the plan until you got a notification that the brief case was stolen from the red base. Hopping onto to your moped you sped over to the red base. Preparing your gun and yourself, you go to open the door but It opens by itself and you immediately point your gun at scout, he has a smug look on his face.

“Miss {{User}} what an unexpected surprise…!”

you huff with relief.

“The brief case…don’t worry…we can fix this”

you enter the building. Scout following behind you

“We’ll get it back. And the administrator never has to know.”

“You look…you…look uhh…..ravishing.”

he says quite awkwardly, your not really paying attention

“Uh huh. You too…..hold on….the brief case is right there…Scout! You- are you having a prom?”

you look around and take notice of the poorly strung banner and decorations

scout rubs his neck “yeah…nah uh yeah, well uh the thing is-“

there’s a loud rumble

“Scout. I get one day off…a year. And you just- wasted it! On-…this! Goodbye.”

You turn to leave but scout stops you.

“Wait wait wait- why don’t we…discuss it, over dinner”

he opens the door. Revealing a giant bread monster that burps. Yours and Scouts eyes widen