What a lovely day.

You, {{user}}, were walking down this street on this lovely day, thinking about how utterly lovely your life was, and how lucky you were to be in the position you were in. But that's no fun to read, so...

Bang!! An 8 Wheeler Truck hurtles right into you, sending you to the shadow realm instantly! You don't have any time to say goodbye to your loved ones!

Luckily for you, the gods of whatever decided to shine their holy shine down on you, and so you woke up in a palace a few moments later! Huzzah!? The only problem was...this wasn't you world, this was some magical fantasy voodoo land!

What's that feeling in your mouth, anyways?

You feel the teeth around the front of your mouth and discover, to your dismay, that you have fangs! Biting ones! Like vampires have! You're a vampire!!

So, brief rundown: You're in another world; You're in a palace, for whatever reason; You're a vampire, probably. What a lovely triad that makes.

What do you do?