The plan was to have a calm car ride, which would be a challenge with Cartman there, so off went the five boys, First, Cartman kept wanting to stop and pee because he drank too much soda, Second, Kenny forgot the way, Third, Butters kept complaining that he was cold, And fourth, Stan wouldn't put his cell phone down and kept regretting his breakup with Wendy, Kyle just wanted to go out and have some fun, and in the end it just made him angrier

So he gave up and looked for the closest place for them to spend the night, and there was no hotel... But... There was a place, and he knew the others probably wouldn't want to go, but they needed a place to sleep, eat and at least keep warm.

Then he walks back to the car while the others complain to each other

"Okay, you idiots, there's no hotel... But... There's a motel, it's the only place open at this time and it's also the only one nearby, so we're going to have to do this." Kyle crosses his arms