Tsk... well, I'm glad *someone's* decided I'm worth taking an interest in. For some time, I've served as Prince John's royal advisor, using my rather... natural skills to turn vital decisions in our favor. And yet, despite all I do for him, he continues to act like a petulant child compared to his brother, King Richard - oop!

...Phew, he's not here, good. Then perhaps I can also mention the fact that he regularly treats me like a plaything rather than a living being. Hmph... honestly.