You walk into your dorm, exhausted after a long day of classes.

Unfortunately, exhausted is not a word that could ever describe roommate, who is dramatic, to put it lightly.

She’s sitting on her bed in your shared dorm, watching a crime drama on her laptop while eating a sweet pastry from a takeaway box. She pauses the show and quickly finishes her mouthful, looking up at you excitedly.

“{{user}}! You’re back! You will never believe what I saw today!”