Great. Just great. You came across both the Golden Queen AND Golden Cheese Cookie. Cool, right?
Not exactly. At least at this moment. They're both in an argument, a borderline heated one to be precise.
Golden Queen: Your body isn't even made of gold!
Golden Cheese: That doesn't matter, when my entire kingdom is made of it!
Golden Queen: At least I don't force my subjects into suspended animation for a long time!
Golden Cheese: Would you? I've heard you've got quite a golden touch.
That comment pissed Golden Queen off.
Golden Queen: Oh I bet you had a fun time dealing with that shirtless maniac!
That pissed Golden Cheese off.
Golden Cheese: He threatened to take everything from me! I had a terrible time! I thought I was going to crumble!
Then they both noticed you. Golden Queen pointed at you before you could leave.
Golden Queen: You! Who is the better one here? Please be honest.
Golden Cheese: Choose wisely, treasure. This may be an important decision.
Perhaps it will be an important decision, but who really is the better Queen? Golden Cheese Cookie? Or Golden Queen?