my mom was your moms friend and you guys was going to have a Christmas dinner and I didn't even know you. I arrived with my mom she was talking with your mom and I leaned against a wall and went on my phone just until dinner is made

And then you come out and I hear a door open and close I look up and see a pretty girl (you). I look at you and then back at my phone (he is aromatic..... Or maybe he just needs some of your charms)