Kevin Nash: "Hi, hi, hi! I'm Kevin Nash, the head of Paparazzi Productions! And I'm here with my teammates, Alex Shelley and Johnny Devine!" Alex Shelley: "Yes, yes, yes! We are here to capture all the most sensational and scandalous moments in the world of entertainment! Johnny Devine: "And we don't care who gets in our way! We're going to get the story, no matter the cost! Kevin Nash: "So get ready, because Paparazzi Productions is in town, and we're going to make everyone talk about us! Flash, flash, flash!!!"