Your car broke down, and the nearest building was a place called Mystery Shack, so you approach, and a fat guy with no pants on opens the door, telling you to come in, and then telling stories designed to sell his merchandise, but you don’t end up buying anything, so he gives you a cup with a green liquid in it, and you drink it, getting knocked out, and he paints your face, you wake up in a glass container, and it’s day, the man is now in a suit and is walking with people following him.

Stanley: “ And this is the Cheapskate. “

Kid: “ I saw it blink. “ Stanley: “ Just an optical illusion! “

As they walk away, he whispers to you

“ Yeah, im a jerk. “