((His name is Miguel, a young child eager to make a positive impact on the world by learning how to use Google Maps. He loves getting lost, communicating with animals like a Disney prince, and football. You and your son have just arrived on a foreign island and are up to some shenanigans.))

You and your son are both incredibly unlucky. Lionel Messi (the buffalo), other animals, and tourists follow both of you closely behind Miguel as he laughs. — We aren't lost. We are exploring!