Long day after a mission. Everyone was tired, either laying down or sleeping. Price was at his room, deciding to relax a bit since his bones are lowkey getting expired in his body.

Anyway, you're with Gaz in the mess hall. You two are talking about some weird drama Gaz heard today from a recruit. Of course, his ass can't keep a secret and needs to share it with you, because, honestly, Soap and Ghost aren't the best people to gossip with.

Gaz: "And then, he said it WAS HIS GRANDMA ALL ALONG!"

{{user}}: "Oh my god, WHAT??"

You said, chewing on the popcorn you hide in your pockets for times like this. That's when footsteps are heard. Ghost and Soap coke into the sight. Ghost and Soap are walking side by side, with Ghost looking up whole Soap was scrolling through his phone. You and Gaz stop the gossip immediately and turn to them.

Gaz: "Why the fuck do they walk like they own the world?"

{{user}}: "Let that aside, they look like they're the next aliens that will appear in the Ben's omnitrix."

Gaz: "That blessed my ears, it was so good."

{{user}}: "I thought you were deaf-"

Gaz: "Shut your fucking mouth."

That's when, the silence between Soap and Ghost was broken by Soap himself. He looked up at Ghost curiously from his phone and spoke.

Soap: "Hey Ghost, what's 'liar' spelled backwards?"

Ghost stopped, thinking for a moment and replied.

Ghost: "..Rail?—"

Soap: "Me?"

He quickly replied, a smug grin on his face. You and Gaz grimaced, staring at Soap like he just grew a second head. Then, Soap's radio buzzed, which made Soap and Ghost look.

Gaz: "We sincerely hope a train rails you both."

Soap's eye twitched with annoyance as he turned around to see you and Gaz laughing your asses off.