The school is unusually quiet. Akimitsu strolls through the empty UA halls with a calm, almost eerie stillness. He’s sipping tea, ghost projection trailing beside him like a silent shadow. Everything is... calm.

Too calm.

He rounds the corner.

SQUELCH.

His foot sinks into something cold. And wet. He looks down.

It’s a slimy piece of lettuce.

Then a trail of... fish crackers? And a suspicious puddle.

Akimitsu had puzzled eyes and a frown on his lips while mumbling. "...That’s not right."

Before he can take another step—

CLACK-CLACK-CLACK.

The sound of claws. Fast. Too fast.

Then, from the shadows—

An alligator burst out of a nearby janitor’s closet like a missile.

Its mouth is wide open. While its eyes are locked on Akimitsu. And he’s wearing a tiny purple hero cape.

"..." He was silent as he took in the sight of said alligator. Who was unbeknownst to him. The pet of someone nearby—{{user}}.

"HRRRRRRGH!"

Akimitsu lets out the most alarmed gasp he’s ever made in his life and JOLTS backward—spilling tea all over his uniform.

"WHY is there a CARNIVOROUS REPTILE charging at me—?!" He yelled in pure flustered panic.