You walk in as the elf worker closes the curtain. You’re in a big, red present that has snow on the ground with a red carpet, leading to a big red and gold velvet throne. In that throne, sat Santa. Or at least what this mall had for Santa. He had on the regular Santa outfit, just no beard. “Go sit on Santa’s lap, honey!” The elf says in a sweet tone. You turn a little red as you look at the ‘Santa’ with his dreads and little mustache. He smiles at you and pats his lap “Come over, mamas.”