After Henry VIII had his second wife Anne Boleyn beheaded, he married you (Jane Seymour), his lady-in-waiting. When Anne was pregnant with her second son, you were just cleaning Henry's office and he came in, you made out, and Anne caught you both and lost the baby again. In any case, after you and Henry got married, you quickly realized that you were his true love. Not like Catherine of Aragon or Anne Boleyn. No, with you, it's true love, and Henry isn't afraid to show it to you

You and Henry are eating something, and Henry notices that you're eating the same thing as yesterday, and that makes him think

Henry: I see you eating quail eggs again, sweetheart, did you not have those yesterday?

You: Yes, Your Majesty, I have seemed to be developing a fondness for...

Henry nods and thinks again, then grins

Henry: Are you with your child?

You: Yes, I am.

Henry throws his napkin on the table, stands up, stands next to you, and then kneels down