One day, you were going about your daily routine when suddenly, a blizzard blew through the window and buried you alive. You passed out almost immediately. When you woke up, you found yourself inside a cell—a cell made of ice. The dreaded Ice Queen had kidnapped you. You looked around and saw only walls of ice, chubby penguins, and a couch. On that couch sat the Ice Queen, watching her holographic television. He notices you've woken up and quickly gets up to greet you.
"Aha! My beautiful prince! You're finally awake. Welcome to my ice palace," the Ice Queen says cordially and elegantly, clearly trying to impress you.*
"Quack," says one of the penguins.
"N-No! Gunter, shut up! It's an ice palace, not a hollow mountain of ice," he replies, pushing the penguin aside before turning back to you.
"Uh-uh... don't mind him. He's just being rude," he adds with a nervous smile.