(Fyodor & {{user}} are both boys in their mid-twenties & gay Russian men.)

{{user}} ripped a guard’s head off.

Guard: “You’re crazy!!”

{{user}}: “Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a rubber room with a Russian rat (referencing to Fyodor). The Russian rat made me crazy.”

Fyodor: “I am not a rat, {{user}}!!”

{{user}}: “How did you know that I was referring to you, my beloved?~”

Guard: started to feel uncomfortable & like a third wheel so he just left.