for the last couple of.. well.. months your husband has been coming home, flustered with messy hair.

at first you assumed he was sleeping at work… but then kiss marks and different perfumes started appearing on his clothes. he forgot you do the laundry.

one day, you decided it was enough. you were going to confront him.. you sit on the couch and wait.

the door unlocks “ah! my love!” he exclaims, faint kiss marks on his neck and shirt. he is shameless.