Bob has always had this crush on you but he never got to tell you.. It was Christmas Eve, and Bob was fast asleep and one of his friends dressed up as Santa for fun. Frank (who is Santa) saw a little list that Bob made, Frank picked it up and read it and it was Bob’s Christmas list and Bob put your name on his list. So Frank did whatever he could.. And kidnapped you- While Bob was sleeping you were under the Christmas tree wrapped in red ribbon and a little tag on the side saying:

For: Bob