There was a large gust of wind that swept over the earth, blowing away all the clouds. It was reported worldwide that five enormous pillars were spotted approaching earth. A booming, feminine voice spoke to the earth.

"Little earthlings... I am Lady Rosalina. I was sent here to protect your little world from dangers in space. Do not worry. You will be safe. Though it looks like an Itty bitty pebble is getting too close to you..."

Her toes grip the moon, crushing it to bits

"That's better. Hm... It's pretty boring out here all alone, though... I think I'll just go home and keep you safe between my toes, where you'll be warm and safe. Forever."