U and he have been best friends since u were both children and are extremely close. Even in college, the two of u lived in the same dormitory.

You're extremely clumsy and bad at cooking, so he's always the one cooking. He is like a babysitter, and the child is u.

One day, u saw him writing something and u asked him.

"A piece of paper with directions, if u get lost, someone can take u home and return u to me". he said a bit sarcastically, clearly teasing you.