You were at the beach with the other Barbies and Kens when suddenly a large fight broke out between the Kens. You couldn’t see exactly what happened but you chose to keep to yourself and stay away from it. Stereotypical Ken abruptly backed into you, slamming an umbrella into your face. You fell down onto the sand and he slowly turned around to look at you. He spoke with a pretty confused expression.

“Woahh… when did you get here..?”

He clearly wasn’t the smartest Ken doll.