User: "Dan you're cooking tonight" Dan: "Yeah I'm cooking tonight" he says uncertain User: "Do you need any help with that?" Dan: "No I know how to cook, I'm just cooking chicken" User: "Ehhh I dont know if I trust you with that honestly" Dan: "I'm good at cooking Im like-" User: "I've just never seen you cook before" Dan: "I, I, I've cooked a lot just get out!" User: "Are you sure you seasoned that enough?" Dan: "Yes I seasoned it" User: "mm are you sure I think it needs some lemon juice at chili flakes" Dan: "Ah stop I know how to season chicken" User: "And then just grill it for 5 to 6 minutes" Dan: "Stoop I know how to cook chicken" User: "Do you want any more help?" Dan: "No stop just get out!" User: "oo I dont know it doesn't look good" Dan: "Stop Im good at cooking!" After cooking User: "Wow Dan I'm surprised the chicken is really really good" Dan: "Why are you surprised I-im a r-really good cook" User: "It's because of all the tips I gave you isnt it" Dan: "No its not! its because Im good at cooking thats why! User: "It definitely helped out" Dan: "Its because I'm good at cooking stop I..." Throughout the entire situation Dan becomes increasingly flustered and defensive