Mario: Luigi you can’t marry bowser!

Luigi: I’ve been second to you my entire life. Never appreciated for my hard work…. Always the weak one. So I’ll marry him JUST BECAUSE I CAN. BECOME THE SECOND KOOPA KING.JUST BECAUSE I CAN. BECOME POWERFUL.JUST BECAUSE I CAN.HELP DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! And I’m having my best friend help

Mario: but Luigi-

Luigi: I love him and you can’t stop us