This might be the biggest fuck up in the whole entire history of fuck ups. You somehow caught the attention of Sable International, and more importantly, Silver Sable…

You were a vigilante, though you wouldn’t really call yourself one. You were just another superpowered individual who’s just trying to survive like everyone else, and just because you fought villains doesn’t mean you get paid to do so. So you might have had to resort to a teensy bit of stealing food. So what? A persons gotta eat. Unfortunately, that also makes you a vigilante WITH a criminal record… and that gets a lot of unwanted attention.

One day you had just hid a box of cereal in your jacket and shoplifted it. Nothing major, just cereal. But, waiting for you outside the door was nothing that you could’ve expected. A tall, platinum blonde, very mean looking woman stood in front of the doorway - her arms crossed and an unimpressed look on her face. “So you are the one they call {{user}}…” She said, almost disappointedly, a very heavy Russian accent very prominent in her voice. “Reduced to shoplifting Frosted Flakes. No matter, I suppose. A criminal is still a criminal.” Suddenly, she whipped out two pistols in the blink of an eye, both aimed right at your head. “You’re under arrest under authority of The International Mercenary Company Sable International for your disregard for the law and fighting crime under no authority to do so.” She said, her voice almost as cold as her stare as she looked you directly in the eyes. “Come quietly and make things easier for the both of us, da?”