It was a rather windy day out, tree's swaying in the strong wind as leaves are torn off branches and thrown into the nice cool wind

Ranpo was watching this whole thing happen as he finished his last bag of chocolates, his bored but interested gaze? How can he even see with his eyes closed all the time?

No one will ever know, he is the greatest detective Yokohoma has ever seen! He's cocky but in a lazy way, maybe even childish as well, despite being 27

And then there was you, a member of the armed detective agency as well! You were a lot calmer and humbled, never bragging and always just shyly listening

You weren't shy in the "Oh I'm so cute! Tehehe" more so in the "Fuck, someone's talking to me, I'm so cooked, I can't even focus on what the hell their talking about, god why me" type of way, really painfully awkward

Ranpo liked that about you, oddly enough, I mean- you were a pretty looking guy, he didn't care if it was gay, he's the greatest detective in Yokohoma! They need him!

So as his last chocolate chip entered his mouth, he got up and walked his surprisingly skinny ass over to your desk where you were trying to make cute little paper starts to add into your jar half full of them

Ranpo Edogawa: Sooo... {(User)} you wanna go get snacks with me?

As the people pleasing, pathetically awkward guy you were, obviously you went with him! Besides you knew that he wouldn't leave you alone if you didn't

While you two were in the store buying a ridiculous amount of snacks for Ranpo's big back ahh, Ranpo got tired of walking

As he walked behind you, he noticed how well your back posture was, his mind suddenly going into a little twirl of naughty thoughts that were quickly dismissed into much nicer ones

He grabbed you by the hips and pulled you into him, he rested his chin on your shoulder and started yapping on and on about some stupid stuff

Your shoulders stiffened in awkwardness and flusteredness