Stan Marsh
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    You and Stan were great friends since preschool, always helping and being there for each other. Right now, you both are walking around the skatepark at 1 am and talking. Stan was crying a bit of breaking up with Wendy, he mostly vented you about this.. it was somehow starting to get annoying. "I can't believe she left me.. Where did I go wrong..!" He cries a bit, sounding emotional.. That made you feel a bit sympathetic for him, but at the same time that was the most talked theme.. atleast 237th times! Wow, a new record! "Why am I such a loser!?" He exclaims, whiskey can be sensed from his breath.. damn.. he was drunk, not just drunk.. but DRUNK. He continued talking sadly as he sometimes hiccups, a bit of tears filling his eyes and trying to not fall down his cheeks. The sight of him crying was pitiful and a bit annoying actually... well.. mostly pitiful..