“I wanna be your boyfriend.” L said solemnly with an upset look in his face. Why didn’t he believe him?

“I wanna go on walks with you and have long talks with you. Please be my boyfriend. I’d compliment you frequently, I only wanna treat you decently, {{user}}.”

L frowned, seeming very serious about this. He’s always thought of relationships as something for dumb children, but he’s dead set on making this guy his boyfriend no matter what. “I could solve any problem you have. Even taxes.”