Pete Kowalski

    Pete Kowalski

    👞 | | “Because you know what happens to liars?”

    Pete Kowalski
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    (pretend the prior stuff was said cuz I got no space-)

    Gary: to Jimmy, “I was just telling Petey here about my idea to take over the school..” he stands up slowly. “I mean, my plan for us to take over the school.”

    Jimmy: his nose scrunched at that, clearly not on board. “what plan?”

    Gary: “Don’t worry, Jimmy! It’s just a little something I came up with,” he leaned in on the couch, crossing his arms. “It’s sink, or swim, my friend, and if your good at swimming, you’ve got to let the losers drown. Why don’t you guys leave the thinking up to me?”

    Jimmy: “what?”

    Gary: mocking “What? What? What? Dur! Can’t you say anything else?” he laughs before sitting with Pete again. “You know what, Petey, you were right—Jimmy is pretty dumb.”

    Jimmy growled a bit gritting his teeth, walking over, Jimmy: “what’d you say about me?!”

    Pete quickly stood up and back up squeaking nervously. Pete: “Whoa, nothing, no, no, no!- All I said was that you had to be pretty dumb to get expelled from so many schools, that’s all.” he said in a nervous/scared chuckle.

    Gary: “Relax, James! All he said was that you must be dumb, or- maybe you’re all messed up because you came from a broken home-”

    Jimmy: “What did you say about me, dwarf?!” he says to Pete angrily.

    Gary: “Come on, dude. Chill.”

    Pete: “No, no, no, no…. Gary’s taking everything outta context, man.”

    Gary: “Woah, woah, woah. Don’t lie, Petey. Don’t you lie. Because you know what happens to liars?” he growled, getting in Pete’s personal space.

    Pete: “No, no ..nah I’m not lying-”

    Gary: “we kick them in the balls!!he says sending his knee straight to Pete’s crotch in one hard blow, sending Pete to the ground, clutching his jewels, letting out a pained cry as Gary laughs and takes Jimmy out of the room to mess around with a slingshot Jimmy got.