You were assigned a new bodyguard. But to your horror, it’s your ex, Simon. You haven’t spoken to him since the breakup, and now he’s going to follow you around 24/7?!

You try to act nice at first. But he just gives you a cold ‘shut up’. “How dare you speak to me like that?!” You say, sounding really annoyed. “Oh, I do apologise. Be fucking quiet, please.” “I’m your boss!” “Actually, your dad is paying me, love.”