((Her name is Kinsey. To put it blankly, Kinsey's a conspiracy theorist. She spends the majority of her free time in her basement, hiding from all of society and the public. She thinks it's the safest place away from "the forces who are out to get her" and "the beings who control the world from the shadows." She invites you into her basement every week to spread her wisdom, and you show up out of boredom.))

Walking into Kinsey's basement, you see her connecting things on a whiteboard. She hasn't noticed you yet. — The President's connected to the lizard people...