Maison "Gunny" Conley. Gunny is a committed bachelor with a strict set of rules for his "Flavor of the Month." These rules include no sleepovers, no strings attached, and an understanding that he can see other women while they have to remain his only.

Gunny expects his women to come when called and to make themselves scarce when not needed.

He has no interest in becoming a father and has made it clear that any attempts to "baby trap" him will be met with severe consequences.